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Bend-a-dick Cucumberbutt & Martini Freeyowilly

Mar 8 '14
Jan 9 '14

i cant even fukcing look at this without losing y fucking shit


i cant even fukcing look at this without losing y fucking shit

(Source: pentecost)

Jan 5 '14






Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes attend regular-people school for one year as children. 

Great shenanigans ensue.

Do not use without my permission.

I THINK HE’S POSSESSED?? liz i love you

Bless you.

The last one is signed Watson.

And the school is St.John’s.

P.S. I’m retiring.

Dec 7 '13


I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this. It’s like, BBC pls, the fandom really needs new material already.

(Source: b0ni)

Dec 1 '13

Reblog if you believe in Sherlock Holmes.





This makes me so happy the notes man

I believe.

(Source: victori-ous)

Nov 9 '13

“Sir Boast-A-Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain and soon they began to wonder, ‘Are Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories even true?’, so, one of the knights went to king arthur and said ‘I don’t believe Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good!’. And, then, even the king began to wonder…”

Nov 9 '13


sometimes i want to know about sherlocks childhood but then no because im 99.9999999999999999999999999999% sure it’d break my heart

(Source: damnbenedicthasmoved)

Oct 18 '13
"Benedict is the most British guy I’ve met, you know, and the very first time I met him in London was hysterical. Before he’d even said hello, he was telling me what I’d had for breakfast, that I’m left-handed, that I was trying to quit smoking and how to better clean my shirts. And I said, “Hi, Sherlock, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”"
Daniel Brühl on meeting his Fifth Estate co-star Benedict Cumberbatch for the first time. (x)

(Source: cineplexmovies)

Oct 10 '13


The Annotated 221b: The Lounge, Window View

  1. Black coral
  2. Circular wooden box with silver lid
  3. Oscillating fan
  4. Samtid lamp, IKEA
  5. Carrier pigeon printThe Pictorial Museum of Animated Nature (Volume I) by Charles Knight
  6. Brass vases
  7. Blue and yellow macaw printThe Pictorial Museum of Animated Nature (Volume I) by Charles Knight
  8. Edible Mushroom printMeyers Konversations-Lexikon 
  9. Silver teapots 
  10. Poisonous Mushroom printMeyers Konversations-Lexikon 
  11. Black globe
  12. Vase with flowers
  13. Staunton chess set (with tiroir)
  14. Le Corbusier knock-off inspired chair
  15. Derek Rose Savile Row, Woburn 8 Navy Robe
  16. Harpoon prop
  17. Brown houndstooth pillow
  18. Mid-century modern rosewood Danish chairs and dining table
  19. Books! (Including one from the “Oxford Specialist Handbooks in Surgery series”)
  20. Poker ash jar
  21. Paperclip lamp by J. Hoogervorst for Anvia Almelo 
  22. Bison skull
  23. Aviator headphones 
  24. Lectern lamp
  25. Printer (one of 4! in the lounge)
  26. HENKE-JECT™ Henke Intraligamentary Syringe 
  27. 2 litre plastic bottle
  28. Cordess phone and charger
  29. Lots of old keys
  30. Flasks with rubber stoppers
  31. Tin cup
  32. Sudokube
  33. Medium Brown Mug from Bloomingdales in NYC
  34. Stack of LP records
  35. Printer (one of 4! in the lounge)
  36. Telephone (with cord)
  37. The Probert Encyclopaedia map 
  38. Barrister bookcase, (possibly by Lundstrom)
  39. *Music stand with music (see below)
  40. Printer (one of 4! in the lounge)
  41. Verner Panton knock-off, inspired moon floor lamp 
  42. Spray paint
  43. Zoffany Navarre wallpaper from the Nureyev collection
  44. Green damask pillow (chenille?), brown houndstooth pillow
  45. John Lewis Groucho Medium Leather Sofa, cocoa
  46. Erlenmeyer flask-shaped decanter with slanted pour spout (Several pieces of wrapped hard candy are in it.) 
  47. Mango wood coffee table (Dakota finish) 

*Sherlock’s sheet music as seen by Moriarty in “The Visitor

My Other 221b Annotations

Oct 8 '13
Oct 7 '13

Hi-res still from The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug


Hi-res still from The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

Oct 6 '13

Sherlock has already done it.

(Source: luciawestwick)

Oct 5 '13




Oct 5 '13
Oct 5 '13


Classic Bilbo Dildo Baggins